{"product_id":"3-fish","title":"The Three Guardians aka.  3 fish-  Small Purse","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Three Guardians a.k.a. 3 Fish\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eInside this little teal purse live three betta fish who have never met.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eOn the front flap swims \u003cstrong\u003eShellbie\u003c\/strong\u003e — the cute one with the big eyes and the tiny castle. She believes she alone is the secret protector of everything you drop in the bag. Keys, lip balm, loose change… nothing escapes her quiet surveillance. She has plans within plans. She's kinda smug about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSomewhere in the middle floats \u003cstrong\u003eFuzz the Five-oh\u003c\/strong\u003e. He’s in a tiny police boat with the lights on, hat tilted, eyes closed. He is officially on duty. He is also extremely lazy. His entire strategy for protecting the purse is to look official and take long naps. So far it has worked perfectly, mostly because nothing has ever challenged him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAnd the backside is guarded by \u003cstrong\u003eBosco\u003c\/strong\u003e. Huge fins. Intense stare. Permanent scowl. He flexes next to a little yellow sports car like he just stole it. Bosco is convinced the purse is his gym and that pure intimidation keeps your stuff safe. He has never lost a staring contest with a phone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eNone of them know the others exist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eEach one is certain he is the only guardian. They take their jobs extremely seriously. They have never coordinated. They have never shared a shift. They have never even been in the same conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAnd that is for the best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eBecause if any of these three betta fish ever laid eyes on another… the fighting would start immediately. Fins flared. Water boiling. Absolute chaos inside your bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eUntil that day comes, they continue their secret, lonely, extremely important work — protecting your sunglasses, your keys, and whatever else you throw in there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe purse is safe. For now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions - 15.24 Tall x 19.05 Long x 7.62 Wide CM\u003cbr\u003eStrap - 109 x 2.87 CM\u003cbr\u003eArtist - ATOMM\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"EOH Leathercraft","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50330978844909,"sku":null,"price":209.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/0164\/9389\/files\/IMG_0659_c30295e3-1fe1-4c35-915e-6fc740a9a2a9.jpg?v=1786476682","url":"https:\/\/www.endofheavy.com\/products\/3-fish","provider":"EOH Leathercraft","version":"1.0","type":"link"}